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The Classic

The Classic

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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This is it. Our famous best-seller.

Get ready to turn heads and drop jaws with the snazziest shirt in the city. The Classic is not for the faint of heart. It's a bold declaration of love for our favorite place in the world.

Our Thoughts.

  • A timeless, luxurious piece.
  • Perfect for a Barnyard bender, networking event, or casual night in!
  • Rizz Scale: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

You're purchase also includes access to the M.I.L.F Club, which includes early product releases and many other perks!

Boring Stuff:

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Apart from loving Fordham, we also love the environment, so we make your products directly when we get your order. Typically, It will be produced in about a week, and we'll send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail


Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
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You look good. You'd look even better in The Classic.

Officially Official.

When you purchase from, you support the original creators of the MILF tees- the masterminds behind the idea.